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MR.T VS COOKIE MONSTER FOOL
THIS IS THE STORY OF TRIUMPH OVER EVIL. THIS IS THE STORY OF MR.T AND THE LOST COOKIES
I COULDN'T BRING MYSELF TO DEFACE PICTURES OF THE T OR THE COOKIE MONSTER SO I HAVE DONE A NARRATIVE OUTSIDE THE PICTURES.
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THE SAGA BEGINS
MR.T WAS SITTING IN HIS HOME AND ABOUT TO ENJOY A COOL DRINKOF REFRESHING MILK. HE THEN SAT UP AND SHOUTED ' SOME DAMN FOOLS GOT MY DAMN JIBBA JABBA COOKIES. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DRINK MYMILK NOW'. HE THEN REMEMBERED HE HAD BEEN AT SEASEME STREET HELPING 'ELMO' TO GET OVER HIS DRUG ADDICTION. 'THAT'S IT' HE EXCLAIMED.
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MR.T DECIDED TO TAKE ACTION
HE JUMPED IN HIS VAN AND SHOUTED 'GOD DAMN MANHATTAN JIBBA JABBA WIERD COLOURED PUNKS TRYING TO TAKE MY HELLUVA COOKIES' |
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AT THE SAME TIME ON THE STREET
ERNIE SAYS 'GEE MR. COOKIE MONSTER THAT NICE MAN WHO KEPT ON CALLING ME A FOOL FORGOT HIS COOKIES, I GOT TO GO FIND BERTS' BOTTLETOP COLLECTION. SO COULD YOU LOOK AFTER THEM FOR ME.' THE COOKIE MONSTER SAID 'COOKIES, I LOVE COOKIES'. ERNIE LEFT WITH WORDS OF WARNING 'OH COOKIE DON'T EAT THOSE COOKIES BECAUSE MR.T IS HELLUVA TOUGH'
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BUT THE MONSTER DIDN'T LISTEN
HE COULDN'T STOP HIMSELF AND AS HE ATE THE COOKIE WHILST SHOUTING 'COOKIES' A FIGURE CAME CLOSER AND CLOSER.
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MR.T WAS HELLUVA ANGRY AND LOOKING FOR A DAMN FOOL
MR.T CAME NEARER AND SHOUTED 'WHERE ARE MY GOD DAMN COOKIES, I HOPE NONE OF YOU JIBBS JABBA FOOLS TOUCHED THEM.' AS HE SAID THIS HE SAW THE COOKIE MONSTER 'GOD DAMN JIBBA JABBA HELLUVA PUNK FOOL. DON'T YOU GIVE ME ANY OF THE GODAMN BLUE FUZZ CROSS EYED NOT AS GOOD AS THE MUPPET STUFF PUNK I AM GOING TO THROW YOU LIKE A DAMN PITYABLE FOOL'
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MR.T WAS HELLUVA ANGRY
HE PICKED UP THE DAMN COOKIE MONSTER AND FLUNG HIM DOWN TO AUSTRALIA SO THAT HE COULD BE WITH OTHER GODDAM JIBBA JABBA COOKIE THEIVES
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EVERYTHIN ENDED HAPPILY AND ALL WAS GOOD
MR.T SLURPED HIS MILK AND SAID ' NO DAMN BLUE HAIRED CROSS EYED JIBBA JABBA PUNK IS GOING TO WRECK MY MILK DRINKING. THE COOKIE MONSTER MAY BE HELLUVA TOUGH BUT LIKE BIG BIRD AND THE COUNT HE ENDED UP IN AUSTRALIA.'
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